Her name is Sarah Chalke and she’s a huge slut. On the show at least but she’s definitely putting off the same vibe with that belly. Her parents run an adoption agency that caters Chinese babies for people in Canada. Why only Chinese babies, I couldn’t tell you, but it does seem sort of bitchy to birth your own baby when your parents slang babies for cash. Maybe this is how Sarah rebels and proves to her parents she doesn’t need them? Or maybe she just straight up doesn’t like the Chinese. She had to grow up with a house full of them crying and shit. Already smarter than she was and ganging up on her when the parents were gone. They would pin her down and do that shit when someone pokes on your chest. That shit will make you go crazy and she did. Later that night she drown one of those little bastards in the bathtub. Her parents of course covered it up and buried it in the back yard. They wrote back to China claiming the dead baby was adopted or some shit. Ever since Sarah’s kind of had this attitude like she can get away with anything. She thought she could, too, but apparently you can get pregnant if a dude pulls out and blows his load on top of your vadge. Who knew?
